Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
whose parrot is this?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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