Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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