That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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