What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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