Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
