you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Boobs speak an international language.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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