please come you make the beer taste better
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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