real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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