their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I think I sprained my soul last night
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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