no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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