guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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