We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
