What did we do last night that was yellow?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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