nut hugger
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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