I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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