ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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