they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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