So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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