Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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