You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
