Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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