Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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