Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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