he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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