this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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