i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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