Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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