Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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