Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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