i just had sex bonerless
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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