You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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