"it" just moved
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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