I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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