Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
It's just like the Real World with babies
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
