NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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