I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
No subtext here. People are naked.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
Randomize
