This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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