Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
