Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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