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And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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