shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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