Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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