oh god the rape fog is back!
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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