I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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