More tranny stories later!
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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