come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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