I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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