its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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