like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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