he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Randomize
