whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
