I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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