yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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