Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
so much tequila, so little girl.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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