I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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