oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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