And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
