the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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