is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize